Theme from the Kennebunkport Hillbilly (sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme song.)
Come and listen to my story ’bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that did not matter ‘cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can’t spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends his time hangin’ out with student folk.
And that’s when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White Gold. Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in his booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, ” Now the White House is the place I wanna be.”
So, he called his daddy’s friends and, they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is, Falwell, Jessie Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said “Jeb give the boy your state!”
“Don’t let those colored folks get into the polls.”
So they put up barricades so they could not punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami – Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes step in.
Told all the voters! “Hey we want George to win.”
“Stop counting votes!” was the solemn invocation.
And that is how George finally got his connection.
Rigged, that is illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y’ all come vote now. Ya hear?
Paid for by the Katherine Harris Foundation for Corrective Plastic Surgery.
The above was emailed to me by Spirit Quest a yahoo group that this writer has an association with. The author is unknown to this writer.
Some of the stuff put to a tune can be found in a book, “Fortunate Son,” written by the late J.H. Hatfield. From this writers perspective, the book should be required reading. It is supported by footnotes.
In that Amnesty International is taking a beating by the administration in Washington and the American press. This writer will post the facts concerning their report titled, “Guantanamo and beyond. The continuing pursuit of unchecked executive power.”
This writer is available to speak on Amnesty International and their recent annual report.
This writer would be pleased also to discuss The Patriot Act which due to expire, but ‘w’ wants to extend it, and give it more teeth.
This writer has a degree in Political Science.
One key to being a effective speaker is talk about current affairs with a good sense of humor. A speciality of this writer.