Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was five to fifteen minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy and clean shaven. With a sharp mind, he was considered a real asset for the company.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic. You do a fantastic job. But your being late, so often isÂ bothersome. I know you are retired from the armed forces. What did they say, if you came in late there?”
They said, “Good morning General, coffee this morning, sir?” (source Patriot Humor)