Charley, a new retiree greater at Wal-mart couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5,10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Charlie, I have to tell you. I like your work ethic, you do a fantastic job, but your being late so often is bothersome. I know you’re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say, if you came in late there?”
They said, “Good morning, General, coffee this morning sir?” (source:Patriot Humor)