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BP Horizon

June 22nd, 2010

THE LIE CLOCK:
DOTTING THE i’ FOR THIS ONE:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter’s desk at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks there for?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has […]